Search term. Billboard Pro Subscribe Sign In. Top Artists. Top Charts. Hot Songs. Billboard Top Videos. Top Articles. By Joe Lynch. Copied to clipboard. If they're hot, it's there—even for your boyfriend. What HRC and other gay rights groups would like to sell the straight public is that gay couples are just like straight married couples.
In many cases, they are. They are monogamous and have been together forever and raise their kids behind white picket fences. What they don't want you to know is that many gay couples, though married, civilly unionized, or otherwise commonlaw are inviting guys over for threeways, playing around with other guys on the side, or engaged in all other sorts of sexual hijinks.
Yes, straight people have "swingers" but it seems like there is a stronger bent of "non-traditional arrangements" among the gays. It might be because gay men are horny bastards and because we didn't have your fiendish and chaste preset relationship constructs until recently when straight people decided it was time to stop treating us like second class citizens.
Yeah, we may be married, but that doesn't mean we're dead or conforming to your rules. Straight guys always say, "It must be great to be gay because you can get laid any time.
We can get it anywhere, anytime. Straights might know about Manhunt and Grindr, but they may not know about the underwear parties, undergroup orgies, bath houses, cruisey public rest rooms, steam rooms, cottages, tea rooms, video stores, parks, glory holes, and other assorted nooks and crannies where gay guys will go in their most desperate and horniest moments.
Sure, a lot of this activity has moved online and subsequently into our homes, but there are still plenty of public sex to be had. Aren't we lucky! Drag queens are great! Some of my best friends are drag queens, and some of them put on great shows. But we see drag queens all the damn time. You can hardly go to a gay bar without running into one who is "hosting," doing a lip sync number, running a contest, or just generally harassing people.
For straight people it's a treat. It's fun and exciting and awesome. We're glad that you can be in on the campy fun, but don't hate us if we don't match your enthusiasm. Imagine if you took us to a straight bar and we were like, "Oh my god! They have the football game on the television over the bar. Isn't that amazing! That's so awesome. Look at that screen! It's so big and clear. Let's give it a dollar! Do you have a dollar? I want to tip the screen," you would think we were some crazy asshole.
Lucian sacrifices range, utilising pistols, in favor of dual weapons. After using an ability, Lucian fires 2 shots for his next auto-attack. Playing this ADC feels badass, his short range is only a downside in terms of gameplay, thematically you feel like a boss when you success with Lucian.
Quickly becoming a great champion even in pro play, Riot hotfixed her crazy damage shortly after release. Considered one of, if not the most thematically brilliant champion in the entire game, Jhin is insanely fun to play.
Music plays as he enters the Rift, setting the scene and getting you in the mood for some ice blooded murder. Once you get a few items though, Jhin is a glass cannon. Capable of 2 hitting squishies, his movement speed boosts after each crit give you plenty of opportunities to re-position yourself mid-fight.
Tracking your ammo count, mana resources and positioning makes Jhin one of the hardest champions available! Considered a fan-favorite, players love Ezreal for his Q poke and E mobility. AP, AD or a mixture, Ezreal will perform well at all stages of the game. Blue Ezreal is his most common build, stacking mana with Manamune for huge resource reserves while retaining his damage values.
Popping off with Vayne is unlike anything else in the entirety of League of Legends. When a fight starts, activating her ultimate and playing your way through 3 or even 4 members is unbelievable.
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