Even my maids had courtside seats to the Lakers. And now look at me. Look at me! Except for my dignity. They can't take that away from me. And it's all because of them. Now I run around hoping and praying that I can find other animals that can sing or dance. I mean Wait a second. You don't sing, do you? That's my muffin! Give me my muffin, you dirty rat!
I will get you, Chipmunks. Girls, we gotta get out of here. Who's squishing me? We made it. Jett Records. Oh, my gosh. That's him. Lan Hawke. That voice. I can't get it out of my head. That's not in my head. That's really happening. That's right. I'm Brittany, and this is my sister Eleanor. Hello, sir. Such a pleasure to meet you. And I'm their sister Jeanette.
Although I feel more like an Olivia, or sometimes a Anyway, we're the Chipettes. And, well, we would just be so honored to have you represent us. You made Alvin and the Chipmunks stars. We wanna be stars, too. Okay, now, listen, before we get all girlie and giggly about this, just tell me one thing. You can sing, right? No, no, wait. Hang on. Not here. Why don't we take this meeting upstairs in my penthouse office?
This is so exciting. We're really on our way now. Guys, can you believe it? My first penthouse office! Oh, my. The Hollywood sign. Thought you might like the view. So, ladies, tell me a little something about yourselves. Well, we grew up in a small town, population , and That's fascinating. All right, impress me. One, two, three. Girls, girls, girls, girls. Guess who just became the number one Chipette fan in the whole dang world?
Lan Hawke, that's who. Oh, my gosh! So when can we meet the Chipmunks? That's an excellent question. And the excellent answer is, I don't really represent Alvin and the Chipmunks anymore. Classic tale. Sweet and innocent when I met them, and they had nothing. And then I work my butt off to make them rock stars, and they changed. Turned on me like bad cheese. I know! I mean, I treated Alvin like he was my own son, you know? And then he just goes and spits on me.
He filled his chipmunk cheeks with saliva and just had at it. And don't even get me started about Simon. But not Theodore, right? It's the cuddly ones you have to watch out for. But what are we talking about them for? They're over. Novelty act.
Chipmunks who can sing. But girl chipmunks who can sing? Fasten your seatbelts! So, I'm on Jay-Z's yacht, right? Turn around. She was! Staying up till every night. Oh, yeah! Hey, girls, look what I can do. You are Theodore-able. I am so sorry. No harm done. Private conference. Thank you. Listen up, rock stars. If you talk to those girls again, you're dead. If you look at those girls again, you're dead. If you even think about those girls Are you thinking about them? Well, I am now! That's it.
You're dead! Go, go! That way! Over there! Hey, slowpokes! Catch me if you can! This way! Time out! Come on, come on, guys. This is so s. Oh, man! Come on. Can't swim. Grab on, Simon. You okay? Well, considering that you just saved me from drowning in a toilet, I'm pretty good. I'll be right back. We're not going to solve anything with violence. This rat has serious junk in the trunk. He jiggles when I poke him. Simon, does this make my butt look smaller?
Theodore, your butt looks fine. Those guys are just jerks. You threatened to climb inside of him and build a nest. That was out of line. I'm not even sure that's physically possible. I should suspend all three of you. Please do. Instead, I have a better idea.
Due to budget cutbacks, we are in jeopardy of losing our beloved music program. But there is one small ray of hope. Every year the district sponsors a music competition. If we win, we can save our program. And you want us to perform? Why don't you sleep on it? Wait a minute! What is that? That's us! Promise me that you won't say anything.
A principal has a certain image to uphold, and if the faculty ever found out about this, I could I just cannot believe that you're actually sitting in my office. I have all of your CDs. I even went to see you last year in Denver. That's where I got this. It was my birthday. And I was like, "The Chipmunks!
Will you represent our school? Honestly, suspension still sounds pretty good to me. Come on, Alvin. What do you say? One for all and three for one! Well put, Theodore. Very well put. Count us in. Go, Eagles! The penthouse level. Isn't that that Chihuahua? You know, from the movie? Yeah, it I mean, yeah, of course it is. A lot of big names live here. You wanna be a star? Act like a star. All right?
You don't get autographs, you give them. Hey, look, over there! There're a couple of the Jonas Brothers. Here we are!
Let's scoot in to my Did I Darn it! Darn it to heck! What if one of you were to shoot through that mail slot and open it up from the inside, huh? I'll do it. I'm stuck! All right, I got you. I got you. Not so hard! Might want to lay off the nuts. All right, how about you, Glasses? You're in better shape.
Wanna go? I'm not that great at things like this. I got it! Is this a dream? Somebody pinch me. This is way better than a tree. I just adore a penthouse view. Nice one, Hawke. You like it? Last time we visited Meerkat Manor, a rival group called the Commandos was making large inroads into the Whiskers' territory.
I thought Alvin was messy. This is literally disgusting. I feel like I'm living in a dumpster. Simon, it's Meerkat Manor. Watch with me. You know, you're right. You're right. I just need to relax. Maybe that'll ease my nerves a little. What is this? You've got to be joking. A taco? In a blanket? Ladies and gentlemen, going for his turkey, it's the Tobester.
Come on, baby! No problem. Watch and learn, my friends. Well, it looks like it's time to play my second favorite game. Hide the Broken TV from Dave. You wanna play? This day's been bad enough already. I think I see what's going on. You guys have been having some problems at school? Not really. Unless you consider getting your head dumped into a public toilet a problem. Swirlies are the worst. At least that's what I've heard. Because there's no way that I could possibly know that on a personal level.
Toby, what was school like for you? What was school like for me? In a word, awesome. But, you know, that's 'cause I was, like, extremely popular. Is that why you still live with your grandma? And refer to yourself as "the Tobester"? And go "pyu-pyu-pyu" all day? Alvin, wake up and turn off the alarm! Alvin, I'm not kidding! I'm not kidding, buddy. Turn it off! Boys, this isn't funny. Humane Society? I need help. A man is after us. He wants to take us to a terrible place.
Dave wants you to go to school, so you're going. Yeah, well, don't worry about picking us up at , Toby. We'll get a ride. In a hearse! Guys, guys, come on. Look, trust me. The second day is never as bad as the first. You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you? You're out, man! Right in the pancreas. You're out. Come on, Alvin! Remember your five D's! Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge! You talking to me?
I'm the only one here, so you must be talking to me. Got him! He caught it. You're out, man. And the fat lady, she's a-singing. We can definitely use him on the team. Hey, fur ball! How would you like a spot on the football team? I gotta say, you're good. I'm gonna let you hang out with us at lunch. This is a one-time offer. Don't take too long to think it over.
Like I would ditch my brothers just to become the first chipmunk ever to play on an actual varsity football team. Fat chance! The stadium is pandemonium! It's fourth and goal. It's up! And he catches it! The crowd goes crazy! Alvin, I think the super-cool jock table is paging you. Why would I go over there? Like I really need to worry about being popular. Talking chipmunk? World-famous rock star?
Guy with his own plush doll? Guys, I'm on pajamas! Not to toot my own horn, but It's laughable. You mean it? I'll be right back! Bring it. I want it! Don't got it. And he's up! Call me. Bernie, I'm telling you, the Chipmunks are old news. I got the next big thing. Singing female chipmunks. What part of "singing female chipmunks" don't these people Girls, we're going to school. And he's up and he scores! What up, S? Don't hate on the high-five.
Look, Alvin, I know you guys have been busy with your sporting endeavors and whatnot, but I can really use your help at home. No can do. Ry-dawg is gonna teach me how to get pretty girls to do my homework.
Alvin, you promised Theodore we'd hang out. We are watching Meerkat Manor tonight. No pretty girls. Need I remind you it's your day to do the laundry? You better listen to your daddy, Alvin. You don't wanna get grounded. Are you going to pick that up? Are you going to make me?
I'm just going to elegantly show you how it's done. Off the glass. And you call yourself a jock. My brother, he's a real jokester. Always kidding. Anyhoo, see you guys in class. Why are you trying to embarrass me in front of my friends?
Are you kidding me? They're the ones you should be embarrassed by. Can't wait. What song are we gonna sing? No pressure, but the whole school is counting on us.
It's like Ryan says, who's gonna beat singing chipmunks? That Simon is dreamy! I think Theodore was looking at me. Yeah, I know. But, guys, remember what lan said? We can't trust them. I never thought I'd say this, but pink is my new favorite color. Her glasses were quite fetching. She's like a beautiful green gumdrop. Okay, well, if you guys wanna do this, you have to pay attention. Maybe this is a good time for us to take a break.
Good call. Take five. We need to focus, fellas. This is for my screensaver. Cheese Balls! Hey, you guys!
You guys ready to go? You must be their guardian. That I That I am. Yes, I am. Hi, how are you? That's okay. What is it? I had a nightmare. The nightmares. I hate the nightmares. What was it? I dreamt we didn't have a family anymore. Theodore, that couldn't happen. No, you guys are tight. Nothing could ever separate you. Unless, like, an eagle swooped down from the sky and was like, caw-caw!
Which couldn't happen, ever. So why would you Why would you ever think that that would ever happen? You know, 'cause the Eagles are in Philadelphia. Sweet dreams. Toby, make it stop! There's something wrong with the clock! It won't shut up! I can't sleep! That's the point. It's an alarm clock. It helps you wake up early in the morning.
Look, I don't like getting up this early any more than you do. But we are in this together, Alvin. Sooner you get to school, sooner I get to come home and get back to sleep. You mean, you don't stay with us at school? No, no, no, no, no.
No, I've done my time, thank you very much. But school is fun, right? Well, I guess maybe it's fun-ish. Hey, it's my cat! Hey, remember I was telling you? Hey, kitty. It's me. I treated you good. Okay, here we go. Enjoy your first day at school. See you around ish. We got this.
This'll be a walk in the park. A chaotic and frightening walk in the park! Hi, I'm Theodore. Hi, I'm Oh, boy! That wasn't very fun-ish. You must be our new students.
I'm Dr. Rubin, the principal. And we're the Chipmunks. Yes, well, that would explain the fur and the bushy tails. Follow me, gentlemen. Oh, us. There was a minute left and we were down by two. And I'm like, "Coach, I don't care if my leg's broken. Put me in. I can win this. Did I mention my leg was broken?
Welcome to homeroom. I love the smell of zit cream in the morning. Hello, ladies. We love you, Alvin! Yes, he's Theodore, in case you missed it. And I am Simon. The name's Seville. Alvin Seville. Somebody's gonna have to knock those guys down to size. Well, that should be pretty easy. I mean, they're only 8 inches tall. I had 15 cars.
I mean, that's, like, five more cars than anybody really needs. I had seven maids. I had courtside seats to the Lakers. Even my maids had courtside seats to the Lakers. And now look at me. Look at me! Except for my dignity. They can't take that away from me. And it's all because of them. Now I run around hoping and praying that I can find other animals that can sing or dance. I mean Wait a second.
You don't sing, do you? That's my muffin! Give me my muffin, you dirty rat! I will get you, Chipmunks. Girls, we gotta get out of here. Who's squishing me? We made it. Jett Records. Oh, my gosh. That's him. Lan Hawke. That voice. I can't get it out of my head.
That's not in my head. That's really happening. That's right. I'm Brittany, and this is my sister Eleanor. Hello, sir. Such a pleasure to meet you. And I'm their sister Jeanette. Although I feel more like an Olivia, or sometimes a Anyway, we're the Chipettes. And, well, we would just be so honored to have you represent us.
You made Alvin and the Chipmunks stars. We wanna be stars, too. Okay, now, listen, before we get all girlie and giggly about this, just tell me one thing. You can sing, right? No, no, wait. Hang on. Not here. Why don't we take this meeting upstairs in my penthouse office? This is so exciting. We're really on our way now.
Guys, can you believe it? My first penthouse office! Oh, my. The Hollywood sign. Thought you might like the view. So, ladies, tell me a little something about yourselves. Well, we grew up in a small town, population , and That's fascinating. All right, impress me. One, two, three. Girls, girls, girls, girls. Guess who just became the number one Chipette fan in the whole dang world? Lan Hawke, that's who. Oh, my gosh! So when can we meet the Chipmunks? That's an excellent question. And the excellent answer is, I don't really represent Alvin and the Chipmunks anymore.
Classic tale. Sweet and innocent when I met them, and they had nothing. And then I work my butt off to make them rock stars, and they changed. Turned on me like bad cheese. I know! I mean, I treated Alvin like he was my own son, you know? And then he just goes and spits on me. He filled his chipmunk cheeks with saliva and just had at it. And don't even get me started about Simon. But not Theodore, right? It's the cuddly ones you have to watch out for. But what are we talking about them for?
They're over. Novelty act. Chipmunks who can sing. But girl chipmunks who can sing? Fasten your seatbelts! So, I'm on Jay-Z's yacht, right? Turn around. She was! Staying up till every night. Oh, yeah! Hey, girls, look what I can do. You are Theodore-able. I am so sorry. No harm done. Private conference. Thank you. Listen up, rock stars. If you talk to those girls again, you're dead. If you look at those girls again, you're dead. If you even think about those girls Are you thinking about them?
Well, I am now! That's it. You're dead! Go, go! That way! Over there! Hey, slowpokes! Catch me if you can! This way! Time out! Come on, come on, guys. This is so s. Oh, man! Come on. Can't swim. Grab on, Simon. You okay? Well, considering that you just saved me from drowning in a toilet, I'm pretty good. I'll be right back. We're not going to solve anything with violence. This rat has serious junk in the trunk. He jiggles when I poke him. Simon, does this make my butt look smaller?
Theodore, your butt looks fine. Those guys are just jerks. You threatened to climb inside of him and build a nest. That was out of line. I'm not even sure that's physically possible. I should suspend all three of you.
Please do. Instead, I have a better idea. Due to budget cutbacks, we are in jeopardy of losing our beloved music program. But there is one small ray of hope. Every year the district sponsors a music competition.
If we win, we can save our program. And you want us to perform? Why don't you sleep on it? Wait a minute! What is that? That's us!
Promise me that you won't say anything. A principal has a certain image to uphold, and if the faculty ever found out about this, I could I just cannot believe that you're actually sitting in my office. I have all of your CDs. I even went to see you last year in Denver.
That's where I got this. It was my birthday. And I was like, "The Chipmunks! Will you represent our school? Honestly, suspension still sounds pretty good to me. Come on, Alvin. What do you say? One for all and three for one! Well put, Theodore. Very well put. Count us in.
Go, Eagles! The penthouse level. Isn't that that Chihuahua? You know, from the movie? Yeah, it I mean, yeah, of course it is. A lot of big names live here. You wanna be a star? Act like a star. All right? You don't get autographs, you give them.
Hey, look, over there! There're a couple of the Jonas Brothers. Here we are! Let's scoot in to my Did I Darn it! Darn it to heck! What if one of you were to shoot through that mail slot and open it up from the inside, huh? I'll do it. I'm stuck! All right, I got you. I got you. Not so hard! Might want to lay off the nuts. All right, how about you, Glasses? You're in better shape. Wanna go? I'm not that great at things like this. I got it! Is this a dream? Somebody pinch me.
This is way better than a tree. I just adore a penthouse view. Nice one, Hawke. You like it? Last time we visited Meerkat Manor, a rival group called the Commandos was making large inroads into the Whiskers' territory. I thought Alvin was messy. This is literally disgusting. I feel like I'm living in a dumpster. Simon, it's Meerkat Manor. Watch with me. You know, you're right. You're right. I just need to relax. Maybe that'll ease my nerves a little.
What is this? You've got to be joking. A taco? In a blanket? Ladies and gentlemen, going for his turkey, it's the Tobester. Come on, baby! No problem. Watch and learn, my friends. Well, it looks like it's time to play my second favorite game. Hide the Broken TV from Dave.
You wanna play? This day's been bad enough already. I think I see what's going on. You guys have been having some problems at school? Not really. Unless you consider getting your head dumped into a public toilet a problem. Swirlies are the worst. At least that's what I've heard. Because there's no way that I could possibly know that on a personal level. Toby, what was school like for you?
What was school like for me? In a word, awesome. But, you know, that's 'cause I was, like, extremely popular. Is that why you still live with your grandma?
And refer to yourself as "the Tobester"? And go "pyu-pyu-pyu" all day? Alvin, wake up and turn off the alarm! Alvin, I'm not kidding! I'm not kidding, buddy. Turn it off! Boys, this isn't funny. Humane Society? I need help. A man is after us. He wants to take us to a terrible place. Dave wants you to go to school, so you're going. Yeah, well, don't worry about picking us up at , Toby. We'll get a ride. In a hearse! Guys, guys, come on. Look, trust me. The second day is never as bad as the first.
You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you? You're out, man! Right in the pancreas. You're out. Come on, Alvin! Remember your five D's! Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge! You talking to me? I'm the only one here, so you must be talking to me. Got him! He caught it. You're out, man. And the fat lady, she's a-singing. We can definitely use him on the team. Hey, fur ball! How would you like a spot on the football team?
I gotta say, you're good. I'm gonna let you hang out with us at lunch. This is a one-time offer. Don't take too long to think it over. Like I would ditch my brothers just to become the first chipmunk ever to play on an actual varsity football team. Fat chance! The stadium is pandemonium!
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